Optometrist

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Is it weird that I’ve never been to an optometrist? I didn’t think so. I always passed the vision tests in elementary school with flying colors and I can see pretty well. So after being nudged along by my wife an appointment was made and I set off for my first visit. I really only did it for her, she was concerned as only a good wife would be, but I was convinced my eyes were fine. I was right. It was funny because after reading my eye history the doctor was like “why are you even here”?

I guess it doesn’t hurt anything to make sure that my eyeballs are ship-shape. I was kind of sad when my appointment was over though. Even though I got to use almost every torture looking device they had in the office, I didn’t get to see what they use the wall mounted cannonĀ for.

One Response to “Optometrist”

  1. Hilarye says:

    hmmm… what if you had an alien hiding behind your eye? good thing we made sure there wasn’t!

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