Do you work here?
A few Saturday’s ago I didn’t feel like showering. Kill me. I did however feel like going to get a tasty burger at Five Guys, Utah’s newest burger joint (Five Guys is of course a well established chain on the east coast).

Because I didn’t feel like showering and washing my out of control hair, I did the next best thing. I threw on the only hat I could find. Select Series it was. This bright red hat just happened to match my bright red shirt. Needless to say I was looking rosy and probably like i couldn’t dress myself. But seriously, I would rather look like I can’t dress myself any day of the week than look like I can’t clean myself.
The best part about my clothes for the outing was the fact that I perfectly matched everyone behind the counter at Five Guys.
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Hahahaha that was soooo funny! Yet so tasty all at the same time- do you think five guys is open on pioneer day?
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Probably. If you’re lucky enough to have this make believe holiday off you should go there.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Back in South Dakota we had “Native American Day” which happen to oddly enough fall right on top of Columbus Day. (the real holiday) So speaking of fake holidays…will it be open on Native American Day?
(in all seriousness…as a fellow Christopher…taking Mr. Columbus’s holiday away, just not cool people…not cool)
July 24th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I didn’t even know pioneer day existed until I moved to Idaho- sorry that you work for the man and didn’t get it off
October 15th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Five guys in utah? I may have to make a special trip. I miss that place.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
I was talking to the owner right when it opened, apparently they are putting like 13 of in Idaho too. Your very own Five Guy’s might be coming soon! Until then I’ll share with you.
October 18th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Can’t Wait!