full of it

two things that i would like to get rid of.

so today i’m driving and my car just dies. no sputtering, no noises, it just decides to stop being a car. it is in it’s adolescent years, maybe it felt like being a teenager and breaking away from the norm. i don’t want to be like all the other cars! and the door slams.

after a few seconds and false starts my car got me safely home. i have a feeling that we won’t be making too many more trips home together. unlike the parents of teenagers, i can get rid of my “child” and not be questioned by authorities.

as for my couch…anybody want it?